Somebody laid out my whole spin class this morning with the most vile-smelling fart I've ever smelled (and I've smelled some vile farts). It wafted around the large studio for a good ten minutes before it started to lighten up and then BAM we were hit with another one. Everyone was making faces and slowing way down because they couldn't breathe, but, I had to withhold from saying something because somehow it seemed inappropriate.
So now I'm going to say something.
Holy flying cows! That was a whopper of a stench man! I'm still in recovery.