I could really eat some cheesecake after a long run, but I don't think I could eat this much:
On February 21, 2004, Sonya Thomas ate 11 pounds of cheesecake in 9 minutes, a world record. She only weighs about 100 pounds, so that is 11% of her body weight! For reference a 10" cheesecake weighs about 4 pounds.
Here is an up-to-date list of all of her other amazing world records, including a recent victory of 46 mince pies in 10 minutes.
I don't think it would be a good idea to invite Ms. Sonya Thomas to Thanksgiving dinner.