Sunday, December 18, 2005

blow

Let me tell you about a movie that really blows. Mr. and Mrs. Smith. This movie blew so bad it made me angry, I think because I was really hoping for better. Maybe that's my problem, but I want to complain about it anyway. I think I was also mad because normally I totally dig secret-spy movies, like True Lies and the Long Kiss Goodnight. Let me give you some specifics, so that you don't fall into the same trap I did.

The plot blew.
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were uber-hot, but they blew.
Seth from the OC was in it, and his acting skills really blew, plus the reason why he was in it blew.
The beginning blew.
The middle blew.
The end had a good shoot-out scene with no real purpose or explanation, and also blew.

I really hope none of you are in the unfortunate position of having to watch this movie. If you are, I recommend you buy yourself some mint chocolate M&Ms. They're so good they're like crack and they will get you through anything.

3 comments:

mwz said...

We saw it at the drive-in. I think we went to see the remake of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Mr and Mrs Smith was a fine "extra" movie.

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory wasn't that great though.

mwz

J-Funk said...

I think it's all about your expectations. I was expecting Charlie and the Chocolate Factor to suck, and so when it was slightly good I was thrilled. I expected Mr. and Mrs. Smith to rock out, so when it sucked a little I was totally pissed off. That's the danger of mass media - it skews your expectations.

Derek said...

Mr and Mrs Smith did not suck a little...It both sucked and blew hard!