Two farts, two cities. That was my week.
You may be disappointed to hear that both the farts were in the first city.
In the second city, we went to a jazz concert and to the broadway show Spamelot.
The first fart was in front of my good friend Uncle KT, for all the world to hear. Strangely, the second fart was also in front of Uncle KT, for all the world to smell. But, it's a busy world and she may have been the only one that noticed. She was very polite and didn't say anything. I'm pretty sure she noticed, and I noticed that she noticed, and then I got extremely distracted by her noticing, and my brain went blank and by the time I thought of something funny to say the timing was off. Later I realized how funny it was that I farted not once, but TWICE, in front of Ms. KT, and I began to wonder what evil powers Ms. KT was avenging on me. We worked back-to-back for over a year and I don't think I ever farted the whole time (that she noticed), so she must have gained this evil power since I left (and harnessed it well for her evil doing).
Everyone better watch out for Ms. KT the fart-avenger. If she has it out for you, you better run!
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It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to heaven, we were all going direct the other way - in short, the period was so far like the present period, that some of its noisiest authorities insisted on its being received, for good or for evil, in the superlative degree of comparison only.
Charles Dickens,
I think that this should be named the "Fart Debacle of '08"...as long as it can be named that then consider this fart situation avenged! ;)
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